Hank Flick Quotes

Mar

23

2009

This ain’t Ole Miss, where you audition for Homecoming Court as soon as you walk on campus.

Hank Flick

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Mar

23

2009

About 70% of you believe in reincarnation, you just don’t want to be a goat in Rankin County.

Hank Flick, on reincarnation

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Mar

06

2009

You have to draw the lines. ‘Hank, I don’t know how.’ Get a ruler! The Queen of Spain, she was a ruler!

Hank Flick, on how to organize a resume

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Feb

27

2009

Booty-popping on a handstand, what-ever.

Hank Flick, courtesy of @CJLeMaster. Thanks, CJ!

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Feb

27

2009

Does God appreciate a sequined cross?

Hank Flick, on noticing a girl’s hat in class. It was adorned with a sequined cross.

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Feb

13

2009

This is MSU…you come as you are. This ain’t Ole Miss, with khaki pants, pink shirts, blue blazer and BMW required.

Hank Flick, on the difference between MSU and Ole Miss

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Jan

28

2009

I went to a basketball game once…

Hank Flick

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Jan

28

2009

I used to raise Saint Bernards. If I didn’t feed them three big bowls of dog food a day, they’d eat the tires off my riding lawnmower. They’d eat the seat off my riding lawnmower. They’d eat trees down.

Hank Flick

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Jan

26

2009

I love Mennonite drive-bys. It’s like *ker-plunk, ker-plunk, ker-plunk.* And they throw Danish rolls because they have a great bakery in Brooksville.

Hank Flick

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Jan

23

2009

What, are you applying to work at the Stop-N-Rob out on the highway?

Hank Flick

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Jan

21

2009

When I came to Mississippi State, they wanted to see my birth certificate. I don’t carry my birth certificate! I’m not the immaculate conception! There was a momma, a daddy, probably a little malt liquor, some Barry White music, and all that produced a little Hank!

Hank Flick

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Jan

16

2009

I used to be a cop. Well…a park ranger.

Hank Flick

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Jan

16

2009

What are you going to say to the Vanderbilt people [at the basketball game] tomorrow? ‘You’re smart?’ ‘You’ll have a job in the recession?’